July 17 – Park City – Paddleboarding virginity lost, First
Sticker!
Our final day in Park City we really didn’t do anything in
the morning. Sort of wiped out from all the fun already had and such we sat on
our butts all morning.
I caught up with work and had to reset my phone to factory
settings to get it to work again. Since
I got it I had not been able to download any photos so it was clogged with 8
gigabytes of videos and images. Apparently this caused the phone to overwrite
some necessary lookup tables. These
tables contained important information for the phone to contact the cell towers
and joila – no service.
I was able to download all the photos and images via wifi to
my computer and Republic Wireless reset my phone.
Finally, inertia becoming dangerous, Eve suggested we go
paddle boarding. We bundled into the car and headed to the resort lake and
rented paddle boards for an hour. Since
nobody in our group had ever done this, it was a great way to spend an
afternoon. Max got it immediately, his canoeing skill showing. We were all able
to get up on the boards, even Binh and we paddled around, chasing ducklings and
looking at the big gold fish.
In downtown Park City we splurged on two stickers – one for
the car and one for the camper – continuing
the age old tradition of defacing things you own with crap you buy at
souvenir shops.
July 18 – Driving from Park City to Yellowstone via
Pocatello
We took off from Park City at around 9am, everyone rested,
with a 7 hour drive ahead of us to our campground reservation in Yellowstone. Hugs were had all around and we said goodbye to the Roncals and the Sacks on their way back to San Fran and DC.
We said goodbye to Temple Square and the Mormons. We saw
some great graffiti near Ogden where teenagers tagged a building with Welcome
Home signs for young members of the LDS returning from Missions. See photo.
We had a few different ways to go to Yellowstone. Google maps, Honda GPS and Garmin GPS seemed
to disagree on the best route. We let
them vote and took I15 north, bypassing the Grand Tetons. Yes, I know what you are saying – “you
skipped the Grand Tetons? As a man, you can never skip something called Big
Tits”. But hauling the camper up mountains has not been easy and we wanted to
arrive at Yellowstone with enough time to set up camp. I
wasn’t so sure hauling the camper up and down mountains would be so much fun
and we knew we wouldn’t have much time in Jackson anyway so we skipped it and
drove west and north heading for the West Entrance to Yellowstone instead of
the South Entrance.
And even taking the supposed faster route, we still arrived
around 6pm.
We stopped in Pocatello, Idaho and stopped by the Idaho
Museum of Natural History, looking at skeletons of ancient creatures including
the Giant Sloth – my new favorite candidate for resurrection through DNA
cloning, despite the fact that I have no idea if any DNA for this ridiculously
scary-looking creature exists.
We bought some stickers for the car and the camper at Idaho
Unlimited and continued on our merry way to Yellowstone.
We arrived in Yellowstone and immediately saw a large Bison,
like a giant mount of moving dirt. Like everyone else arriving, we slowed down
to view it and this process was repeated a few times, leading to a slow moving
traffic jam. We saw a few more bison, culminating
in a giant male rumbling alongside our car, his massive head weaving back and
forth like a giant puppet and his giant brown testicles staring us in the face
(you cannot unsee this). He looked
majestic and sad like he was carrying a great burden on his way to a porn shoot.
Bridge Bay campground wasn’t really what I like in a
campground- very open. Binh said it reminded her of refugee camp she stayed in
in Pennsylvania when she arrived in the US from Vietnam. She wasn’t trying to
be cruel, but the campground is very open with all the campers, tents and
whatnot spread out across a large field. It wasn’t bad and the bathrooms were
clean and nice.
But it was the only reservation we could get and we planned
to wake up early and head to Norris Campground, which is first come first
serve. We had been told that it filled by 9:30 am the previous day so we
planned to wake at 6am to get a site.
This kind of sucked. But, hey, you do what you must.
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